Jerry Seinfeld Will Ruin Your Marriage On National TV

Browsing through Craigslist, as I was looking for dirty towels, stained sofas, and a possible freelance work as a trans-gender escort, I stumbled upon casting call details for the new Jerry Seinfeld show. For those just hearing about this, no it isn't a sitcom. The rest of you, you knew it wasn't going to be a sitcom because people started talking about this show coming to life back in February of this year. Now, making sure we all know this is actually happening, here is the first "casting" confirmation to hit the net:

JERRY SEINFELD AND NBC ARE LOOKING FOR MARRIED COUPLES THAT NEED TO SOLVE THEIR ARGUMENTS! JERRY ALONG WITH A PANEL OF A LIST CELEBRITIES WOULD LIKE TO DECIDE WHO IS RIGHT AND WHO IS WRONG! IF YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE NEED A REF WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU!

PLEASE SEND
A PHOTO
YOUR LOCATION
YOUR CONTACT INFO
HOW LONG YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED
AND WHAT ISSUES YOU NEED SOLVED!

Now, forgive my cynicism but the last thing I need is Kathy Griffin, Andy Dick, and Wayne Knight giving me marriage advice. Seeing that Seinfeld has already stated that this show is out there to serve as a comedy, that means they are going to have a strict process of selecting only couples with the dumbest and most idiotic problems they can find. Expect topics such as unkempt body hair, dirty fingernails, snoring, bitchy sisters, ugly children and bad cooking.

If they REALLY wanted to make some riveting TV they would have the sick and disgusting Josef Fritzl on their first episode. That would really stir shit up. If they could solve that "marriage" problem and somehow make it seem funny, then they deserve every Emmy in the book.