Free Giveaway: Shootin' The Sh*t With Kevin Smith

Can you prove that you aren't illiterate to two guys from New Jersey? I'm not talking about Jay and Silent Bob. I'm talking about me (Rene Rosa) and Kevin Smith. See, Kevin and I have a few things in common. We're both from New Jersey, loved George Carlin, and have had to buy larger pants as we've grown older. We also curse a lot, offend people without even trying to, and write about the shit that interests us. We also like to make people happy. So that is exactly what I'm going to do today.

Some of the best and funniest moments of Kevin Smith's Smodcast have been collected into one fine volume by Titan Books, and they've given me a few copies for you fine folks out there. So, what do you have to do to get your little grubby mits on one of these? Read on and I shall divulge all to you, you greedy bastards.

First thing is first, nothing says Kevin Smith like witty dialog. I want you to dig deep into your brain and give me your Smithiest, smartest, wittiest words. Tell me why you NEED the book in the comments section below, and I shall pick my three favorites and get your info to send it out. Be creative, funny, foul, but above all, be entertaining! You have till 3PM Eastern tomorrow, Friday Oct. 8th, to get your comments in. Once that happens I do my slicing and dicing and the winners will be revealed!

Thats it? Yeah! Easy right? Go ahead, get to it. Those that fail to win me over, you can go check out the book  over on Titan's site. Have fun and good luck!