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I'm almost speechless, shocked, and amazed but my lucid mind won't allow me to be. This is a real product and with the demise of Billy Mays you need a new way to sell things. Thanks to the magic of YouTube, the certified king of viral video, who needs to buy airtime when something that shocks or makes people laugh will gain millions of viewers in a couple of days, sometimes overnight?
Well, I bring you the Handjob. The go-to tool for opening and gripping stuff that you can't do on your own. The commercial delightfully perverse, full of ridiculous imagery and as many vocal ejaculations about getting a Handjob as you would expect. Watch and enjoy. I just might have to order this thing, just to have.
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