Friday, September 18, 2009

Universal Stalls Production - Jurassic Park 4 Will Have To Wait

Variety is reporting that Universal Pictures is slowing down their production to a stall until the end of 2009. People are freaking out because that means that writers, crew, and production staff are making slim pickings and now will have no work till next year.

As much as that sucks for them, it sucks even more for the people that have been waiting for Jurassic Park 4.

Yeah, that means you. You wanted lysine hermaphrodite frog dinosaur DNA all over the big screens ASAP, but you're not getting it. You know why? Because the economy is in the turd encrusted pooper. What this does mean, however, is that Universal gets to concentrate on marketing whatever movies they have coming out the rest of this year. I know you don't care, but just imagine what I feel. I was hoping to see Wolf Man this year, but it doesn't come out till after your precious new movies go into production again.

Dammit, and I wanted a 4th Mummy movie RIGHT NOW. One that would be even worse than the third.
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